banshees:

its human nature to want a bunch of small jars

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virgoassbitch:

angelvee:

virgoassbitch:

Friendly reminder to make your boyfriend pullout in February so you don’t end up having a Scorpio!

but if they’re conceived in February they won’t be born in February…. 

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virgoassbitch:

bigbud747:

virgoassbitch:

Most men love women who possess confidence only when it makes them fun, flirty, and comfortable in their sexuality. But the second you demonstrate high standards, a strong will, and the assertiveness required to call them out of their bullshit then all of a sudden you’re a bitch.

But, not all men are like that.

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hilmm:

What’s not written for you, even if it stays right next to you for your whole life, it still won’t be yours.

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